Thank you so much to everyone who auditioned for "Speed Bumps, And Other Things Jesus Wouldn't Have Wanted" - from the Loeb Ex to the Stone Hall Basement, please know that your time was appreciated, and your talent did not go unnoticed. This show is, and will continue to be, better because of what we learned about these characters thanks to you.

Please note that the show is double-cast, with the direction for the [ashley cast] placing emphasis on the "drama" aspects of our dramedy show, and the direction for [mary-kate cast] placing emphasis on the "comedy" aspects of our dramedy show. Please please note that the names are just silly ways of identifying who has been cast alongside who. Please please please note that we would never pick a favorite cast, or a favorite Olsen twin.

We unfortunately cannot share actors with 'Romeo & Juliet' and ‘Aida’. Besides these shows, it should not be a problem to sign on to this show and another show (we are happy to work around other shows' schedules) but please make sure you send an email to [email protected] and the relevant contact for the other show to confirm this is okay before signing.

With any questions about signing or the show or for a comprehensive list of things Jesus wouldn't have wanted, please contact [email protected] or the director Ava Pallotta (914-653-3660)